Monday, October 12, 2009

Stomp! Stomp! Stomp!

Men!
AUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
That's it.
I'm becoming a lesbian.
I'm serious.
Or androgynous. One or the other.

Don't mind me.
I'm just... BANGING HEAD ON DESK... a tad bit... KICKING THE WALL... annoyed right now.
Pffft.
I'm getting myself to a nunnery henceforth and forthwith and ... and... gonna as soon as i find a nonreligious one.

6 comments:

Creepy said...

Nuns don't have sex. Somehow I don't see that working out for you.

Arkay said...

on behalf of my gender, i sincerely apologize.

Vik said...

do so hope I'm not responsible for any of that? wink
just making the rounds and getting my fix!!!!

yellowdoggranny said...

no no..you have it all wrong..you bang THEIR heads on the desk...

Whitenoise said...

For every woman banging her head on the desk there are three men out there doing the same. I thought I got married for friendship, love and sex but I must not have read the fine print...

Iron Pugilist said...

You're still as hilarious as ever.

Much love.